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trainmeanstaylean:

By the end of next year, you could have your dream body 

canadiansigh:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

fitnessetiquette:

Rules:

• must be following me, I do check
• fitness/health/recovery related blogs only.
• Bolding favourites
• must reach at least 30 notes, it can go over. sometimes people are overly intelligent and skip over the first rule

• plastic surgeon: how can i help you
• me: well, i was wondering if you could remove this general area
• plastic surgeon: you just gestured to your entire face
• me: yea so can you do it

w-rk0ut:

(via TumbleOn)

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa